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1. While there are running injuries, there are no RTDs (Running Transmitted Diseases).
2. You can run with someone much younger (or older) than you without people talking behind your back.
3. You can run in public without getting arrested.
4. If you are married, you can run with other people without your husband/wife divorcing you.
5. You can legally get prizes and money for running.
6. If you run with someone, they don’t expect an emotional commitment.
7. You can run with people of the same sex without any social stigma.
8. The only protection you really need is a good pair of shoes.
9. You don’t have to spring for dinner and a movie to get someone to run with you.
10. Running does not produce offspring.
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